The only thing I wonder in regards to Jerry Springer is how he has managed to survive so long while glorifying the infidelity within inbred families.  The fact that he hasn't been accidentally shiv'ed with some lovesick redneck's 'stabbing fork' is nothing short of a miracle.

...It's all fake, you say?  What?!  Preposterous!  Next you're going to say that reality television isn't real.