"Yolgate Yogurt"
6/12/2002
Artist's Commentary
11/1/2014
This was based off of a commercial that was running at the time where women gathered around the kitchen table enjoying yogurt together (you know how that happens all the time), and their enthusiasm for the product led me to believe that perhaps they might have slipped some sort of narcotic into the fruity mix. It was pretty unbearable, and the frequency of this commercial being played made it even worse.
Shut up about your Goddamn yogurt! Quit acting like it's the best thing you've ever tasted! It's not! Or at least, I hope some small cup of rotted fruit with some dairy cream crapped on top isn't the highlight meal of your life.
Thank God the yogurt commercials nowadays only boast of how they'll void your bowels...